My name is Rachel. My date of birth is October 25, 1989. I recently graduated from the University of Maine with a Bachelors of Arts in English (creative writing concentration) with a second major in biology. This description would be so much easier if I knew more of who I was.

STARSHIP RANGER

 

It’s hard to really, like, look at somebody and go, “hey, maybe something nice will happen.” I know too much about life to have any optimism, because I know even if it’s nice, it’s going to lead to shit. I know that if you smile at somebody and they smile back, you’ve just decided that something shitty is going to happen. You might have a nice couple of dates, but then she’ll stop calling you back and that’ll feel shitty. Or you’ll date for a long time and then she’ll have sex with one of your friends, or you will with one of hers, and that’ll be shitty. Or you’ll get married, and it won’t work out and you’ll get divorced and split your friends and money and that’s horrible, or you’ll meet the perfect person who you love infinitely, and you even argue well and you grow together and you have children, and then you get old together and then she’s gonna die. That’s the best-case scenario, is that you’re gonna lose your best friend and then just walk home from D’Agostino’s with heavy bags every day and wait for your turn to be nothing also.

Louie - S01E01

This is the most accurate quote. Ever.

(via junkycosmonaut)

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(via palindromese)

caerula-mare:

someone sent this to me so i put it into that classic tumblr poetry layout cause I thought it deserved to be shared 

caerula-mare:

someone sent this to me so i put it into that classic tumblr poetry layout cause I thought it deserved to be shared 

darrenpillowscriss:

super-wholock-avengers:

thetimetravelersguidetothegalaxy:

mindgames-and-logicpuzzles:

andernina:

Can we talk about how Anne Hathaway’s husband Adam Shulman looks a bit like William Shakespeare… who had a wife named Anne Hathaway?

perfect. 

perfection or actual time travelers?

DOOOO WEEEEE OOOOOOO

So, for a while, I was really cautious about posting anything on Facebook because OMG. people will judge me! But no. I’ve decided I don’t care. I’m going to say what I want.

Productive day:

  • Early morning run
  • Trimmed the hooves on the goats
  • Weed-whacked around the yard
  • Helped mulch the garden
  • Read from A Storm of Swords
  • Cut the dog’s hair
  • Filled out 3+ job applications
  • Filled out the registrations for the Hampshire and the Oxford sheep
  • Plus many little things

It seemed like you could know me. Like you could understand anything I told you. And the more we spoke, I knew why. The same things excited us. The same things concerned us.

Jay Asher, Thirteen Reasons Why (via sadillite)